- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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