roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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