- Anti Joke

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

roses are red violets are indigo

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM