What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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