- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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