What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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