- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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