- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Charlie Sheen is winning

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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