- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Joesph Triphook.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

I don't get it

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

I have aids

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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