A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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