A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Vaginal secretions

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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why dont they make black forks

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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