- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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