roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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