what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Justin Bieber.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

whats white and sticky? a white stick

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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