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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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A bar walks into a man

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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