- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Abortion.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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