- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

are you saying pam, or pan?

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

I love you

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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