How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Set up Punch line.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

i wonder who made this website? a human

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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