Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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