Julian Ha.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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guess what>? your mum lol

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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