Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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