- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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