- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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