How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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black people

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No your aunties a joke

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Women's rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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