- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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