- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did Washington say to California? WC

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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