- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

don't just stand there

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Who wants water? I do.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

knock knock? come in

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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