Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Knock knock Go away

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Democracy.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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