- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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