What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Badabing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...