- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What comes after 23? 24.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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