- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

you will like this because i am black.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

u know whats a crime? rape

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.