Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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