My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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scientology.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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