- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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