- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A bar walks into a man

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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