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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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