Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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