- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

whats white jizz

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

knock knock... ...no answer

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

black chicken. kfc

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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