What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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