- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

I put my baby in a microwave.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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