whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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womans having rights.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Q

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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