- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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