What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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what's up? my penis.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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