Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

An Aisian failed a test

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

womans rights...

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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