Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

4 hours later.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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