- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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