Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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