What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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