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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's your blood type? Red.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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