A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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