- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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