Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What is 33 + 1? Penis

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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