Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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The Qur'an

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Denard Robinson

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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