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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Dumbledore dies.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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