- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did sally drown cause she was black

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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