VAL SUCKS

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Anyone can post anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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