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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

knock knock who's there? faith

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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