- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Uh... What was emulating again?

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Roses are red, yup.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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