what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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vitamin c

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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