- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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