- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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