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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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