Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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