Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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João Duarte reads this.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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