- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Women's rights.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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