gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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