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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's the new green? Green

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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