How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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