- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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