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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Feminism.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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