- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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