Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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