Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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