- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Puns are terrible. I love them.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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