Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Dont read this joke

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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