Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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