- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

being sober in a bar fight

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why are white people white? I don't know

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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