How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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