- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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