- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Wenis Penis

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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