why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's 9+10 Ebola

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Your Mom

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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