How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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