- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

I love pissing people off :P

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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