- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What has two legs? Half a cat

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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