Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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