- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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