Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Anti Joke

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