- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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