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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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