- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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