- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Hello.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile