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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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