- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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