whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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call me maybe.

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Basically

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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