what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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