on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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