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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Your mom is so nice.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

what is a bracket? a bracket