I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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