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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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