- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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