- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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