- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

i like it in the mouth

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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