- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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