- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Connor is homo