A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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