Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

I'm Coming

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Women's rights

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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