- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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