People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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