- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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batman has diarrhea

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

what's the difference between a duck?

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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