What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Pickles are moist.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What's your guys names?

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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