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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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