Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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