How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Sloths

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Caolan and Eamon

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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