- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

I'm homeless.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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