how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Anti Joke

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