- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

batman farted so hes retarded

WOw you have no life

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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