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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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