- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

knock knock Goodbye

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Poop

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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