- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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