- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??