- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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