- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

women's rights.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Hello.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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