Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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