- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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