There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

i had a black friend once......just kidding

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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