- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's 9+10? 19

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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