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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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