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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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