A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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when debbie meets downer

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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