a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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whats black and strange a paki

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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