- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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