Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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