- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Hello.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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