What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Pickles are moist.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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