Cameron is a r e t a r d

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Roses are red.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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