What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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