I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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