- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

i had a black friend once......just kidding

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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