Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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