What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

who is really lanky? james cornish

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

THe Election

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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