What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

whats hairy and crys your mom

whats green and slimy? green slim

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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