- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

My dad

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

The GOV and the WHO?

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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