- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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